Blarneyburg: Mistoogen, New Newfoundland

Somewhere above the Bermuda triangle average everyday Texans, Irishmen, Australians, megalomaniacs (rule the world nuts), leprechauns, superheroes, alligator faced monsters, giants, and coffee shop owners and others try to deal with life as best they can. There is some dispute over who is really the bad guy when it comes to getting the girl and who is really the smart guy as solar panels surgically inserted into peoples heads prove to be defective and super heroes lose fights. No real love potions were used in the writing of this book except for coffee and donuts. No handsome French men were made to model in 1920's French Foreign Legion uniforms. I have assured my Australian friend that no imaginary Australians were hurt or made fun of in this book. Joe the Fabled Australian is a smart guy who knows how to navigate tourist traps. No alligator faced monsters were test tube created to facilitate the writing of this book. Do not try to catch trucks falling off of cliffs by jumping after them. This is a task safe for imaginary superheroes only.