The Turd Wranglers: Cactus Stench or Bust

(Introduction) The old west ain't what it used to be especially on a planet called Turd where Turds are the dominant species. And as you saddle up and rock with the legendary Turd Wranglers who are the Judge, Jury and Executioners of the Badlands you'll come up against the bad Turds and outlaws who rob, destroy and kill any civilized town Turd who gets in their way. And ever since the SenaTurds had wrote up the new laws and appointed Sheriffs, Marshalls and Deputies to defend the towns of planet Turd they were hoping things would change for the better and they did a little while until more and more outlaws came to be and started to rule the towns by running out the Sheriffs and Deputies. So the SenaTurds introduced a new breed of shit and brought in the Turd Wranglers to defend the planets honor and that's just what these boys were born to do. So where ever trouble may call out, the Wranglers come to the rescue to flush the living shit out of the crap that clogs it up.